My nipple is on Facebook.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
