he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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