Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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