you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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