69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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