You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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