He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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