I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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