He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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