I wish I could punch you in the face.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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