I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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