I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
