I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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