Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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