Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.

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(214): View more from Texas

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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(905): View more from Toronto

me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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GO. BACK. NOW.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face

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(954): View more from Florida

woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student

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(585): View more from New York

I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Did you wake up next to Karina?

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So that's her name

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