he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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