Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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