Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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