The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
either way he was missing a nipple.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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