Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
high people should be assigned attendants
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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