The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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