Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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