My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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