brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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