I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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