Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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