I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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