As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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