Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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