K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just google imaged poop.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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