Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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