i permit you to call me
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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