I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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