It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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