I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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