You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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