Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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