There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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