By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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