so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
