Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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