Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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