i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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