like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My life is pants optional.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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