i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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