Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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