At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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