used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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