I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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