You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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