All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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