I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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