Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So vagazzling was a success
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Randomize
