thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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