We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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