He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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